Hail Yourself Worship is overrated. Self-devotion isn’t. This Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee features our exasperated baby Baphomet—horns drooping, patience gone, and absolutely done with everyone’s shit. Perfect for those days when you're summoning strength from the void and running solely on caffeine and spite.
No gods. No masters. Just you, your chaos, and your coping skills. Tired. Angry. Still sacred.
Product features - Shoulder tape for added stability and durability - No side seams for a smoother look - Ribbed knit collar retains its shape - Dual printing techniques ensure vibrant designs - Comfortable medium-weight fabric for year-round wear
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
