"Treat 'Em and Yeet 'Em" for Emergency Service Enthusiasts

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"Treat ‘em, tag ‘em, toss ‘em."

For the ones who save lives with one hand and shake their heads with the other. Dark humor meets the frontline—because sometimes, all you can do is patch ‘em up and move on.

"Treat ‘em, tag ‘em, toss ‘em."

For the ones who save lives with one hand and shake their heads with the other. Dark humor meets the frontline—because sometimes, all you can do is patch ‘em up and move on.

Product features
- Shoulder tape for enhanced durability
- Seamless construction reduces fabric waste
- Elastic ribbed collar keeps its shape
- Made from soft, smooth 100% cotton
- Ethically produced and certified for quality

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

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