Soft shirts. Hard truths.

Warning: May cause double takes and dirty thoughts.

Cute little Baphomet says rights. Baphomet’s Spectrum now shipping.

For the freaks, misfits, and midnight minds.

We don’t do basic. We do black-hearted.

⚠️ WARNING: THE DARKER OWL IS FOR ADULTS 18+ ONLY. VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.

New Arrivals Are Here

Check Out Dark Matter Cases. Protect Your Phone With Style!

Collection: Pineapple Noir

A little mystery, a little mischief, a lot of fun.

Sharing Is Caring

Sharing Is Caring

Regular price From $15.00 USD

Regular price Sale price From $15.00 USD
Unit price per
Down for Shenanigans

Down for Shenanigans

Regular price From $15.00 USD

Regular price Sale price From $15.00 USD
Unit price per
Bearded Pineapple Skull

Bearded Pineapple Skull

Regular price From $15.00 USD

Regular price Sale price From $15.00 USD
Unit price per
Upside Down & Down for Fun

Upside Down & Down for Fun

Regular price From $15.00 USD

Regular price Sale price From $15.00 USD
Unit price per
Teamwork Pineapple

Teamwork Pineapple

Regular price From $15.00 USD

Regular price Sale price From $15.00 USD
Unit price per
Pineapple Love

Pineapple Love

Regular price From $15.00 USD

Regular price Sale price From $15.00 USD
Unit price per
Married With Benefits

Married With Benefits

Regular price From $15.00 USD

Regular price Sale price From $15.00 USD
Unit price per
Let's Switch Things Up

Let's Switch Things Up

Regular price From $15.00 USD

Regular price Sale price From $15.00 USD
Unit price per
My Wife Approves, Hit On Me

My Wife Approves, Hit On Me

Regular price From $15.00 USD

Regular price Sale price From $15.00 USD
Unit price per
Picking Up Chicks for My Husband

Picking Up Chicks for My Husband

Regular price From $15.00 USD

Regular price Sale price From $15.00 USD
Unit price per