Collection: Kinks, Cracks, and Chaos
For the spoonies, the neurospicies, the kinksters with creaky joints and spicy brains—this one’s for us.
We’re bent, we’re cracked, we’re mentally stacked—and somehow still hotter than hell.
Kinks, Cracks, and Chaos is where chronic illness meets chronic badassery. It’s where your anxiety spirals, your joints snap, your meds kick in late—but your sense of humor? Always on time. These tees are stitched with sarcasm, resilience, and just enough rope to make it interesting.
So if your body’s a biological funhouse and your brain’s a BDSM dungeon—welcome home.
You’re not broken. You’re built weird... and we love you for it.
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Neurospicy Colors
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Sagging But Still Gagging
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Spicy Disaster Raccoon
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Undiagnosed, But Everyone Is Pretty Sure
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Undiagnosed
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Just Dissociate
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Emotional Dumpster Fire
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One Horrible Flare Later…
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All I Do Is Eat Snacks.....
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I’m Not Procrastinating, I’m Doing Side Quests
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I’ve Got Issues with My Connective Tissues
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EDS Gang Sign
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Ehlers Danlos Syndrome Ninja
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I'm Flexy Zebra
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Not Always Black & White – EDS Awareness Tee
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You Flexy Thing
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