Because I'm a Sadist

Funny 'Because I'm a Sadist and I Said So' Unisex Softstyle™ T-Shirt
No questions. No compromises. Just pain and authority.

Made for the sadists who don’t negotiate sass — they punish it. This Softstyle™ tee is soft, breathable, and designed to keep you comfy while delivering one hell of a message. Perfect for play parties, casual wear, or intimidating brats in the grocery store.

Because consent was given... and you said so.

Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste
- Elastic ribbed knit collar retains its shape for lasting wear
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching
- Lightweight, smooth fabric perfect for everyday wear and printing
- Ethically made with sustainable US cotton; Oeko-Tex certified for safety

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors