All Men Are Cremated Equal

Step aside, fairytales. This witch isn’t here to kiss frogs—she’s here to stir the pot… with bones. This retro-style tee features our sultry spellcaster turning up the heat and serving equality one skeleton stew at a time.

🖤 Vintage horror vibes meet savage dark humor
🔥 Soft, unisex heavy cotton—perfect for burning bridges and bodies
🪄 For the hex-positive, heart-breakin’, soul-shakin’ baddies

Who needs a happily ever after when you’ve got a cauldron and closure?

• 5.3 oz.,

• 100% preshrunk cotton

• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton

• Seamless rib at neck

• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder

• Double-needle stitching throughout

• Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar

• Tear away label

• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

• 7/8" collar

• Classic fit