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Camp Crystal Sub

Camp Crystal Sub

Regular price $17.00 USD
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For the one who asked to be hunted.

Midwestmaso wanted Jason. She wanted a message that said it all.
And I delivered—like a machete to the chest of subtlety.

"If I Go Missing... Just Know I Earned It."
This shirt is a love letter written in blood and bratty choices.
It’s for the beautiful masochists who never run from danger—they crawl toward it, beg for it, get on their knees and earn it.

Campy. Kinky. Covered in consequences.
Now available at The Darker Owl, for the twisted little fucks who like their horror personal.


Product features
- 100% Organic Cotton for softness and warmth
- Classic crew with a lay-flat collar for a polished look
- Lightweight fabric at 4.57 oz/yd² for easy wear
- Cropped, oversized shape for a contemporary fit
- Perfect for layering or casual standalone wear

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Drip dry

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