Cootie Queen & Lint Licker
Cootie Queen & Lint Licker
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Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?!
If you know, you know—and if you don’t? Well, you’re probably the lint licker.
This shirt brings peak early-2000s commercial chaos back to life with a bold pink flourish and enough attitude to clear a lunch table. Perfect for besties, frenemies, and anyone who thrives on petty insults wrapped in sparkles.
Throw it on, throw shade, and don’t forget: your drama may be vintage, but your comebacks are forever iconic.
Product features
- Environmentally friendly: Constructed without side seams, reducing fabric waste and enhancing aesthetics.
- Durable collar: The ribbed knit collar ensures elasticity and retains its shape over time.
- Stable seams: Shoulder tape stabilizes the back, preventing stretching and ensuring longevity.
- Comfortable fabric: Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, soft feel that's perfect for year-round wear.
- Ethically produced: Crafted with US-grown cotton and certified for safety and quality assurance.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors



























