Eat a Dick Sacred Symbols

A holy snack for the spiritually fed up.

Tired of turning the other cheek? How about turning the table—altar and all—and serving divine retribution with a side of sass.
This design spells out “EAT A DICK” using a beautiful chaos of sacred symbols:
Mercury, the Star of David, the Christian cross, Illuminati eye, crescent moons, and more.
It’s what happens when ancient faiths go full feral.

✨ For the sarcastic mystic
🖕 For the devoutly done-with-it
🍽️ For anyone who’s been told to be “nice” one too many times

Blessed be the bold. This shirt’s not just a mood—it’s a whole damn scripture written in middle fingers and moonlight.Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton

• Seamless rib at neck

• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder

• Double-needle stitching throughout

• Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar

• Tear away label

• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

• 7/8" collar

• Classic fit