Emotional Dumpster Fire
Emotional Dumpster Fire
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Congratulations, you’re the human equivalent of a Wi-Fi signal during a thunderstorm: unstable, unpredictable, and probably smoking. This tee celebrates the beautiful disaster that is you—overthinking, overwhelmed, and somehow still upright.
Perfect for therapy days, mental health memes, awkward family dinners, or whenever someone asks how you’re doing and you respond with nervous laughter and a scream.
Vintage look. Modern breakdown. Timeless chaos.
Because if you’re going to be a mess, you might as well be a stylish one.
Product features
- Seamless construction reduces waste and enhances appearance.
- Ribbed collar maintains shape for long-lasting wear.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back, preventing stretching.
- Crafted from durable, smooth fabric, ideal for vibrant prints.
- Ethically made from US cotton, ensuring comfort and sustainability.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

























