Fornicate Thyself

When you need to tell someone off, but you’re far too classy to just say it outright. This opulent design dresses your displeasure in curls, flourishes, and a dash of old-world charm.

Whether worn on a shirt or hung on a wall, it delivers the perfect balance of elegance and insolence — because some people simply deserve a royal decree to… well, fornicate themselves.

• 5.3 oz.,

• 100% preshrunk cotton

• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton

• Seamless rib at neck

• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder

• Double-needle stitching throughout

• Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar

• Tear away label

• Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards

• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

• 7/8" collar

• Classic fit