Get In Loser, We’re Going to Die of Dysentery – Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt Straight off the Oregon Trail and into chaotic nostalgia. This tee brings pixelated doom and dark humor together for a vintage vibe with a fatal twist. Softstyle cotton keeps it comfy while the iconic wagon reminds everyone that teamwork makes the dysentery happen. Perfect for gamers, weirdos, and millennials who barely made it.
Product features - Without side seams for a smooth look and reduced waste - Ribbed collar retains shape and offers a comfortable fit - Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment, preventing stretching - Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, durable feel - Ethically produced with US cotton and certified for safety
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
