She loves like Jesus, cusses like a sailor, and reads spicy books like her Kindle owes her money. Meet the skeleton mom who’s seen some stuff, lived to tell it, and still shows up—iced coffee in hand and patience on backorder. Perfectly chaotic, unapologetically caffeinated, and slaying motherhood from the grave up.
This tee is for the moms who raise feral kids, coordinate carpool chaos, and still manage to look dead gorgeous. It’s comfy, it’s cheeky, and it screams “Mother’s Day gift… but make it unhinged cute.”
Product features - Without side seams for a smoother fit and reduced fabric waste. - Highly elastic ribbed knit collar retains its shape. - Shoulder tape stabilizes seams, preventing stretching. - Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight and soft. - Ethically produced and Oeko-Tex certified for safety.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
