Look, it’s not rocket science—if the vibes are off, toss a snack and back away slowly. This shirt is for the mood-swinging, snack-craving, emotionally unstable cuties who turn into cuddly little monsters when underfed.
Featuring everyone’s favorite unhinged mascot—the raccoon—this tee is a whole personality: equal parts cranky, cute, and constantly craving carbs.
Perfect for foodies, nappers, late-night snack raiders, and anyone who’s ever threatened violence over cold fries. Wear it. Warn them. Feed the beast.
Product features - Without side seams for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste. - Highly elastic ribbed collar for lasting shape retention. - Shoulder tape for added stability, preventing stretching. - Constructed with durable 100% ring-spun cotton for comfort and breathability. - Ethically produced with certified materials for safety and quality.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
