Polite conversation? ✔️ Small talk endured? ✔️ Social battery: obliterated.
Featuring a perfectly unbothered goat on the brink of a bleating meltdown, this shirt is for the introverts, the overwhelmed, and anyone one minor inconvenience away from a full-volume barnyard shriek.
Soft, comfy, and socially unstable—just like you. Ideal for animal lovers, overstimulated adults, and feral vibes only.
Product features - Without side seams for a smoother fit and reduced waste - Ribbed collar retains shape, ensuring durability - Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment, preventing stretch - 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort and breathability - Classic fit makes it suitable for any occasion, casual or semi-formal
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
