Just Dissociate

Because sometimes the best coping strategy is… ✨astral projection via vibes✨.

This design features an adorably nonchalant skeleton just shrugging their bones and floating away — paired with cheerful rainbow text that screams (softly) what we’re all thinking. Perfect for the emotionally exhausted, neurodivergent cuties, or anyone who likes their humor sweet with a side of existential dread.

• 5.3 oz.,

• 100% preshrunk cotton

• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton

• Seamless rib at neck

• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder

• Double-needle stitching throughout

• Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar

• Tear away label

• Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards

• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

• 7/8" collar

• Classic fit