Moister Than an Oyster

Moister Than an Oyster – Unisex Softstyle™ T-Shirt
Cute. Dirty. Dangerous. This Softstyle™ tee brings the heat with a cheeky oyster that's way too innocent-looking for the filth it's hiding. Soft, lightweight, and sinfully comfortable — just like you.
Perfect for late nights, bad decisions, and anyone who stays wetter than the punchlines they drop.

Product features
- Lightweight and breathable fabric for comfort all year round.
- Quirky whale design adds a touch of humor and fun.
- Versatile style suitable for casual or semi-formal occasions.
- Ethically made with US cotton for peace of mind.
- Durable construction with ribbed collar and shoulder tape for lasting wear.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors