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Mommy Property

Mommy Property

Regular price $16.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $16.00 USD
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Once claimed, never released.

This bold design features a thick black collar with a barcode tag stamped “PROPERTY OF MOMMY” and a big red “DO NOT RETURN” across it — because when Mommy owns you, there are no refunds, no exchanges, and no escape.

Perfect for pets, subs, and well-trained objects who know exactly who they belong to (and wouldn’t have it any other way).

— Soft, unisex cotton blend for comfort during service
— Durable, high-contrast graphic print
— Available in sizes XS–3XL
— Ideal for events, play nights, or day-to-day display of ownership

🖤 You've been tagged, tamed, and marked off the shelf.

  • 5.3 oz.,

  • 100% preshrunk cotton

  • Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton

  • Seamless rib at neck

  • Taped shoulder-to-shoulder

  • Double-needle stitching throughout

  • Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar

  • Tear away label

  • Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards

  • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

  • 7/8" collar

  • Classic fit

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