Mommy Property
Mommy Property
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Once claimed, never released.
This bold design features a thick black collar with a barcode tag stamped “PROPERTY OF MOMMY” and a big red “DO NOT RETURN” across it — because when Mommy owns you, there are no refunds, no exchanges, and no escape.
Perfect for pets, subs, and well-trained objects who know exactly who they belong to (and wouldn’t have it any other way).
— Soft, unisex cotton blend for comfort during service
— Durable, high-contrast graphic print
— Available in sizes XS–3XL
— Ideal for events, play nights, or day-to-day display of ownership
🖤 You've been tagged, tamed, and marked off the shelf.
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5.3 oz.,
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100% preshrunk cotton
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Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
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Seamless rib at neck
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Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
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Double-needle stitching throughout
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Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
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Tear away label
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Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
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Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
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7/8" collar
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Classic fit





