My First Alien Autopsy

What better way to nurture young, curious minds than by teaching them the basics: teamwork, anatomy, and ethically questionable dissection of extraterrestrial lifeforms!

This delightfully deranged tee brings classic classroom visuals to a whole new galaxy. Whether you're a future surgeon, sci-fi nerd, or just a fan of childhood trauma in bright primary colors—this shirt gets an A+ in WTF.

Perfect for science fairs, area 51 road trips, or just casually disturbing your neighbors at brunch.
Because learning should always involve scalpels and a little blood on the floor.

Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment and prevents stretching.
- No side seams for a cleaner appearance and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed knit collar retains its shape and provides a comfortable fit.
- Crafted from strong, smooth fabric perfect for vibrant prints.
- Ethically made from 100% US cotton for sustainable comfort.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat