Mystery Machine Massacre

When Scooby-Doo meets a blood-soaked nightmare, you get this unisex tee of pure horror chaos. Freddy, Jason, Pennywise, Michael, Chucky, Leatherface, and Ghostface have hijacked the Mystery Machine, and let’s just say the only mystery left is who’s surviving the ride.

Dark humor, gore vibes, and nostalgic cartoon parody crash together in this design made for horror fiends who like their laughs twisted and their fandoms messy. Perfect for wearing to horror conventions, late-night marathons, or just cruising through town in your own haunted ride.

Unisex tee. Comfort meets carnage.

• 5.3 oz.,

• 100% preshrunk cotton

• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton

• Seamless rib at neck

• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder

• Double-needle stitching throughout

• Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar

• Tear away label

• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

• 7/8" collar

• Classic fit