Not Contagious, Just Bad at Breathing

Asthma: because your lungs said “nah” before your attitude ever did.

For the out-of-breath babes who are sick of people thinking they’re sick—this shirt is your puff-powered declaration.
Wrapped around that all-too-familiar inhaler is your battle cry in banner form:
Not Contagious. Just Bad at Breathing.
Because yeah, Karen, it’s asthma. Not the plague. Calm down and hand me my caffeine.

Perfect for:

• Those who carry rescue inhalers and chaotic energy

• Chronically ill cuties

• Anyone who’s ever wheezed while laughing too hard (again)

💨 Wear it. Own it. Breathe… poorly, but fabulously. 💁‍♀️

• 5.3 oz.,

• 100% preshrunk cotton

• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton

• Seamless rib at neck

• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder

• Double-needle stitching throughout

• Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar

• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

• 7/8" collar

• Classic fit