When the Savior facepalms, you know y’all done messed up. This vintage-styled soft tee delivers divine comedy with retro stripes, a holy sigh, and the kind of deadpan Jesus meme energy that says, “Read the red text, babe.” Soft as a Sunday morning hymn and twice as bold, this shirt is perfect for heathens with a sense of humor and saints with sarcasm in their hearts.
Wear it to brunch. Wear it to Bible study. Wear it to piss off that one relative. We won’t tell Jesus—he already knows.
Product features - No side seams for a smooth look and reduced fabric waste. - Ribbed collar retains its shape wear after wear. - Shoulder tape stabilizes the back, enhancing durability. - Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, comfortable feel. - Ethically sourced materials with quality certifications.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
