One Horrible Flare Later…
One Horrible Flare Later…
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It’s giving: cartoon title card. It’s feeling like: your joints are on fire and someone replaced your bones with sadness.
This tee was made for the warriors who battle invisible monsters with heating pads, dark humor, and pure spite. Whether it’s fibro, lupus, EDS, endo, or something still “under investigation,” you deserve to say fuck this flare in style.
Soft, breathable, and designed for ultimate comfort—because flare days don’t need scratchy fabric or toxic positivity.
Wear it to appointments, from bed, or while side-eyeing anyone who says, “But you don’t look sick.”
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Without side seams for a sleeker appearance and less waste.
- Ribbed collar retains shape and adds elasticity.
- Shoulder tape for stability and durability.
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, ensuring comfort and breathability.
- Ethically produced using US cotton, certified for safety and quality.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors











