Sagging But Still Gagging

She’s seasoned, she’s saucy, and she doesn’t skip a damn beat.

Meet your new swamp queen—wrinkled, wicked, and still walking all over the competition with a smirk that says, “I’ve gagged on better.” Draped in a lacey pink nightie and pushing her walker like it’s a runway accessory, this froggy femme fatale gives zero frogs and full throttle fabulous.

Perfect for:

• Bad bitches aging like cursed wine

• Queer icons who know the tongue is mightier

• Anyone who’s ever moaned louder than their joints crack

✨ Sag may pull you down, but gag will always lift you up.

• 5.3 oz.,

• 100% preshrunk cotton

• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton

• Seamless rib at neck

• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder

• Double-needle stitching throughout

• Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar

• Tear away label

• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

• 7/8" collar

• Classic fit