Spicy Disaster Raccoon

Because “Hot Mess” just doesn’t cover it.

If you’ve ever screamed into the void, tripped over your own audacity, or shined bright like a greased-up goblin in moonlight—this shirt is for you.

Our chaotic raccoon mascot struts her stuff with full confidence, zero stability, and enough spice to burn bridges and toast marshmallows on the flames.

🔥 For unfiltered vibes and feral hearts
💀 Black-and-white retro ink sketch with maximum sass
🎯 Fits raccoons, rebels, and anyone who calls their life a “situation”

Perfect for:
• Anxiety-ridden extroverts
• People who say “I’m fine” through gritted teeth
• Anyone who can’t be trusted near glitter or tequila

• 5.3 oz.,

• 100% preshrunk cotton

• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton

• Seamless rib at neck

• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder

• Double-needle stitching throughout

• Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar

• Tear away label

• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

• 7/8" collar

• Classic fit