Throat Goat
Throat Goat
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Throat Goat – Unisex Softstyle™ T-Shirt
Professional skills. Legendary reputation. This isn’t just a tee — it’s a damn trophy. Featuring our “Throat Goat” crowned with a monster ice cream cone, this graphic tee delivers pure chaotic energy with a wink and zero shame.
Softstyle™ comfort meets unholy innuendo. Perfect for parties, pride, or just casually reminding the world you’re built different.
Product features
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort.
- Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) suitable for year-round wear.
- Ribbed neck collar retains its shape effortlessly.
- Classic fit and crew neckline for versatile style.
- Ethically made with US cotton, ensuring sustainability.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors





















