Try Me

Because you don’t misbehave accidentally… you do it on purpose.

This delightfully defiant tee is made for the brats who push buttons, roll eyes, and beg for the punishment they totally earned. With a smug little gremlin front and center and a flurry of paddles ready to fly, this shirt makes your intentions very clear:
You're not just asking for it — you're daring them.

— Soft cotton blend for comfy post-spanking snuggles
— Unisex fit — attitude included
— Vibrant print made to survive many punishment sessions
— Sizes XS–5XL

💢 Warning: may result in swift discipline. You hope.

• 5.3 oz.,

• 100% preshrunk cotton

• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton

• Seamless rib at neck

• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder

• Double-needle stitching throughout

• Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar

• Tear away label

• Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards

• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

• 7/8" collar

• Classic fit